I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
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You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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