You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My liver just broke up with me...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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