Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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