It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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