508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I intend to get homeless drunk
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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