dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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