i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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