its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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