you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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