I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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