Don't you send me to vm
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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