Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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