I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.