Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
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worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point