WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future