Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.