I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
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After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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