I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
BRING THE BAGELS
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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