I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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