i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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