brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
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Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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