Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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