isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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