Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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