D3 body, D1 cock
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Who put my cat in the fridge?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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