Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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