hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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