i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
i think my cat just said my name.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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