Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
is it fun? or sober?
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