Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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