i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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