He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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