make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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