im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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