I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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