She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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