ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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