Its about making memories worth repressing
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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