I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
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Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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