at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I have already put on my inside pants.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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