don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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