how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
this will be a night to untag.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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