he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Bring me that man meat
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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