I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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