This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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