words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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