talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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