I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Randomize
