Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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