I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm bleeding and have questions
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
