I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
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She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
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