If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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