Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Randomize
