im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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