the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Drunk is not a location!
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