talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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