At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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