i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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