Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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