i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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